A tale about a dog with infinite amounts of hair — Once upon a time, there was a dog that had too much hair. The hair was long enough to cover a ballroom. The hair was thick enough to pull a ship. The hair was dense enough that you needed a chef’s knife to cut the hair. With all that hair…

A tale about a cat that stole a railcar and drove it home — Once upon a time, there was a cat that drove a railcar. The cat was an outdoor cat that enjoyed walking around town while outside. Sometimes, the cat would take the bus to the beach or hitchhike to the next town. The cat always returned home on time for dinner…

A tale about a cat that barked like a dog — Once upon a time, there was a cat named Dog. Dog knew how to bark. When he was the only kitten in a household with nine dogs, all Dog heard was barking. So instead of doing cat things, he did dog things. Dog wanted to fit in with the dogs…

A tale about a dog that hated buckets — Once upon a time, there was a dog named Bucket that hated buckets. Bucket also hated his name for the same reason. Bucket didn’t like the shape of buckets and how it just stood there for no reason. Bucket would always bark at buckets. Sometimes, the buckets would fall over…

A tale about a dog that was nothing but a square — Once upon a time, there was a dog named Square. You don’t see it, but his body is shaped like a square. Every one called him a square. They didn’t call him that because he was being a party pooper. They called him that because he was shaped like one. …